posted by Matthew Buford at 11:31 AM
"You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you." -Herman Blume (Rushmore)
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-a house made out of cookies
-an endless supply of food for the whole world
-a million dollars
-season tickets to the giants for the rest of your life
-a kiss from a mermaid
shall i go on?
i was gonna say
- a mansion in the south of france
- 15 hundered servants and maids working for you, year round
- a million gifts for christmas
- a lifetime supply of champagne
- a river made of chocolate
- a waterslide that goes from your upstairs bedroom to the chocolate river.
you need more?
-14 nuns to be there in case you sin and you need some catholic forgiveness.
-trees that never die
-phones that are built into your ear and mouth (and the surgery for that being free)
-a hamburger (or even a cheeseburger)
-neverending supply of bandaids
more matt? more?
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